Tea sipping, Pill popping
Loose cannoned, Gravy sopping
Misfits of the biscuit
Partakers of the Triscuit
White, uptight with dentures
That don’t fit right
Folks from the Heartland
Folks from the farm
City dwellers and other fellers
Supportin’ the right to bear arms
Taxes smack of Socialism
The whole damn thing’s obscene
I got my poor old gray haired Daddy
Drivin’ my Limousine
So we’re a’ comin’ together
In all types a’ weather
To get things back to norm
Upholding the Constitution
No income redistribution
Hell no to health care reform
So come on folks and have some fun
Your daddy was a pistol yer a sonofagun
We got the liberal pansies on the run
We’re tobacco chewin, whiskey snortin’ American Huns
We’ll live like our kin folk lived
A chicken in every pot
And the sawbones’ll take it
For services rendered
Cause that’s all that some folks got
So remember out there in Liberaland
Never trifle with a rifle attached to a man
Not here in America, where the red, white and blue
Eats chickens and biscuits…and bleeding heart stew
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