“Got Jesus” sticker on her van
Along with three bald tires
“Got NRA” sticker on his truck
Draggin’ baling wire
They collided at an intersection
Called “Love at first sight”
Weren’t married for a day or more
Before they had a fight
NRA went out that day
And came home with his kill
Got Jesus watched him clean his prey
Then proclaimed she’d had her fill
Now NRA has gone away
To hunt near fields and rubble
Got Jesus told him Adios
With three new tires for her trouble
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