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This just in: Donald Trump has demanded to "personally" inspect the corpse of Osama Bin Laden. Claiming a possible ruse by the Obama administration, "the Donald" informed the White House that until HE does a formal autopsy, America cannot be convinced of the former terrorist leader’s death. Mr. Trump brought up the possibility of a Bin Laden clone and said he was "suspicious" at the timing of the killing. He then applied six-and-one-half cans of hair spray to his over-sized head and was last seen boarding a private jet bound for Italy where he was said to have granted the Pope an audience.