In lieu of dismantling Social Security and Medicare
Congress today passed bill R.I.P. O65. The bill provides
Seniors with an AT&T “Clapper,” automatically
Notifying a “private mortuary” stipulated upon earlier.
Visa, Master Card, American Express all accepted on condition
Of requisite funds. All others to be cremated and interned in
“Deadbeaten” wastelands near Busted Flat.
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