Joe Bagger

Joe BAGGER
He was, in all his GLORY, a true… American
Horatio Alger shine On jet black MARCHING boots
The Constitution NEVER read but wrung and bled
Held aloft in ONE tight fisted hand
A CREDIT card emphatically swiped$$$$$$ in the other
His FLAG lapel pin conspicuous
His arrogance…ubiquitous
He was…………………
Ready to Swat! buzzing, MEDDLESOME parasites
Impediments to the grand tradition Of FREEDOM
DAMN THEM!
Poor kids in DECAYING schools spending MY tax dollars, making U.S. fools
SWAT!
DAMN THEM!
Green skinned…tree HUGGING (they’re really bugging me) enviro-fascists
SWAT!
DAMN THEM!
Dove breeding, hanky needing , anti-VIOLENCE Peaceniks
SWAT!
DAMN THEM!
Bleeding hearted, head started EQUAL rights Socialists
SWAT!
DAMN THEM!
Baby killin’ blood spillin’ women’s RIGHTS supporters
SWAT!
DAMN THEM!
Open bordered Anti-LAW and ordered immigrationalists
SWAT!
DAMN THE BLACK!
DAMN THE BROWN!
DAMN THE BITCHES!
GIVE U.S. BACK our TOWN…….
And so it passed,
A Day in the LIFE…..of Joe Bagger
Whereupon he slept comforted by Beck and BIBLE
Dreaming of BYGONE days
When a man could SHOOT a buffalo
Or a N****R
And the GOOD book told us
SUFFER the little children…come unto me
AMEN