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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Seared Spelunking

Forgive me if this comes off smut
Something must be done ‘bout “Plumber’s Butt”
Is it decency they lack…when exposing reeking crack
Are they simply unaware…naked skin ain’t underwear
I propose a simple test…I speak in earnest and do not jest
When confronted with unsightly cranny
Drop lighted match into the fanny

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