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Saturday, February 11, 2012

"Aye" of Newt

Members of the GOP (Gouge Old Pensioners) were understandably
“downcast” when experiments attempting to refute Newton’s basic
Law of Gravitation failed today. “Trickle Down" tests confirmed that
Leaky faucets, urine, feces, spittle, tears, oil, creeks, hope and
Union membership all corroborated Newton’s original findings.
Despite all predictions and exhortations however, Money continued
To “Trickle Up.”

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