Freshly minted and laundered
House Majority Leader
John Boehner, after two years
In “Minority Party Purgatory”
Elicited thunderous applause today
From fellow Republicans.
Mr. Boehner gleefully announced,
A flask of Q/T exposed in hip pocket,
“The cancellation of tomorrow”
For 98% of the American public.
“Forever” however, was extended indefinitely
For the remaining 2%
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