Lost: The Democratic Party
Description: Spineless vertebrates, weak kneed, cowering, crouching
blue hued, crimson tinged asses prone to intense sweating. Legislative pipe stem
arms attached to forever shaking hands.
Former champions of: Equality, justice, environment, education, women, minorities,
the sick, aged and poor.
Identifying marks: The letters FDR, LBJ or JFK somewhere on the body.
Caution: Three inverted sixes indicate code for GOP.
Where to look: Anyplace Fox News is showing latest poll results.
If Found: Invoke the late Malcolm X.
“A man (or a woman) who stands for nothing, will fall for anything.”
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