Mayberry’s a boarded up ghost town
Aunt Bee hawks pickles on the Home Shopping Network
Barney discovered Juanita’s an undocumented alien
Andy lost his pension…froze to death last winter
Floyd cut his own throat, Otis is a televangelist
Goober and Gomer joined the Tea Party
And Opie lives in a mansion…far, far away
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